Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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