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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:07am

    11:05 seriously get the hell over yourself a lot of people still use the word banging

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:40pm

    Girl: We don't have a condom. Macgyver: Ok. I need some Saran wrap, a rubber band and six paper clips. Now bend over and let's hope for the best.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:29am

    11:05 Lol. Everyone who has sex still uses that word it seems. You can use it when you start having sex too.

  • 81 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:05am

    wanna give me his number?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:18am

    11:05 - The answer to your question: EVERYBODY DUMBSHIT. It's not like the OP used the term "rolling in the hay" or something. The reason you don't use the word "banging" is because you're a virgin. Shouldn't you be buying a pocket protector instead of appointing yourself the Grammar Police? Youre as annoying as all the "Fake Police" that troll these posts.

  • 78 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:14pm

    If your a blonde then he did do the simplest thing!

  • 74 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:43pm

    Girl: I'm on my period Macgyver: Ok. I just need two bandages, toothpaste, eight of the rustiest pennies you can find. Hurry! I have to have that pussy within the hour.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:08pm

    "Good Lord, can he really say 'bang my girlfriend' on TV?"

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 3:00pm

    Pennies don't rust! Gosh

  • 77 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 1:51pm

    11:05 Is the kind of douchebag that thinks anything besides "fucking" denotes an emotional attachment.

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 1:53pm

    Not fair, I want a little dick too...

  • 69 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:30am

    ...so, he had a mullet?

  • 69 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:29pm

    1208 hahaha nice family guy referance.

  • 61 68
    Submitted by XxVVIREDxX on Jul 25, 10 at 2:46pm

    Madison woot woot. Rep it

  • 70 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:11pm

    Girl: macgyver! My dad called and said he's oming in a minute? You gotta get outta here! Mac: listen here toots all I need an empty coke bottle a magnifying glass ziploc bags n a spoon and well tackle this

  • 76 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:22pm

    @11:05 fine, it's like fornicating with MacGuyver. Happy now?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:19pm

    so by simple things you mean his embarrassingly small penis, correct?

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:44pm

    MISSISSIPPI STATE SUCKS

  • 72 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:40am

    (615): She's talking about me! Love you,babe!!

  • 66 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 6:46pm

    Girl: I have genital warts. Macgyver: Ok. Just open your mouth. Right, now get down on your knees and close your eyes. Now this part will really surprise you.....

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:17am

    so how does the old bunghole feel this morning?

  • 48 51
    Submitted by nutsucker on Mar 12, 11 at 8:35am

    Woooo Mississippi!!!!!

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:42pm

    2:19, you could stfu too

  • 61 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 1:59pm

    well, 11:05 has a little dick for you, 1:53, if you are a man

  • 67 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:10am

    Sorry, just sounds like you got humped by a retard.

  • 65 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:58pm

    11:05 is the type of pride cunt that won't fuck a guy unless he "makes love" to her. p.s. He's gonna get sick of missionary with the lights off and cheat on you.

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 9:37pm

    Lol@ 6:43 how could you get pennies to rust?

  • 66 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:14am

    Where you from? Hattiesburg here!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:17pm

    Shut up whore. I hope you get raped by a big ni99er.

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:39pm

    It's MacGyver! There is no "u" in his name!

  • 59 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:17pm

    I'll gag you with the phone cord, slap your titties with a spatula, and put a sharpie your ass

  • 56 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:05am

    Whose tellin stories about me?!?

  • 49 83
    Submitted by madman723 on Sep 14, 10 at 10:37am

    Repping m-town

  • 49 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:18pm

    11:05 is a dumb cunt.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:05am

    Who the fuck still uses the word "banging"???? Seriously?

  • 50 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:59pm

    It has been sayed of me...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:18am

    who the fuck gave this a bad night?

  • 49 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:44am

    Soooo you have dif area codes... Why?