i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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