her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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