erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Boobs speak an international language.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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