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  • @ 2:21. Please reach your pinky finger 1 cm to the left of the "a" key and turn the Caps lock off!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:35pm
  • since she already has the hot sauce, she should get wings for her birthday....Get it? Cause chicken wings and hot sauce are good together........lol...I crack myself up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:14pm
  • according to mythbusters milk is the best cure...did he at least pour some milk on it after? hahahahaha why the fuck would you do something like that!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:19pm
  • women are whores and do as they are told.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:46pm
  • That can kill you, watch 1000 ways to die

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:56am
  • actually, there are parts of oakland county that are really classy, which is why i'm wondering where this trash came from.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:16pm
  • Maybe she was using a female condom? In which case, more or less gross?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:30am
  • 1:32- I love the "trust me" 12:30- If I were to do something that crazily disgusting (which I would not, btw) I would definitely text one of my best friends just to get it out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:50pm
  • this is by far the raunchiest thing ive read in a while

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:53pm
  • i wanna meet her ! texas pete baby!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:00am
  • Someone get the shirt...PLEASE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:25am
  • 12:46, the fact that the only women you can get into bed require payment does not mean that all women are whores.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:48pm
  • I agree 5:22, kinky..very kinky ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:00pm
  • 10:39 Where in the text does it say "she" did it in a bar?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:07pm
  • how stupid! get a life homes!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:23pm
  • he put the hot sauce in there to eat it out of her ass. he's definitely done this before

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:25pm
  • plus, 2:35PM, i'm no pussy, i hold down the damn shift key the entire time. i don't drive on cruise control either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:59pm
  • I'm sure she's had worse things up there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:03pm
  • i kinda like it when i fart and it stings........great idea. GIT'R DUNE!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:58pm
  • AHAHA I love my area code. Classy classy stories. I wonder which bar this took place at/after...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:06pm
  • I am the one who sent this text. I am a man. I will not deny it was trashy, but I think some of you are only calling me that because you think I am a woman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:15pm
  • It's not a stereotype. Frat boys ARE closeted homosexual douchebags.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:59pm
  • I kind of hope you have hemorrhoids, just for laughs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:36pm
  • what kind of hot sauce? sriracha? chalula? tabasco?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:25pm
  • I'm hoping it's a guy too. So sick of my gender submitting to this degrading shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:41pm
  • As a girl, I'm kind of hoping this is a guy; scary to think one of us would be this pathetic and dirty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:39pm
  • 1:03 feel free to cut the saddness away

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:05pm
  • Frat guys may be the gayest people alive - it's ridiculous... And whoever sent this text, guy or girl, is a waste of life... I used to love this website, but now it just makes me sad that this many people are so pathetic..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:03pm
  • I would suggest pouring milk down there next, water will just make it burn more. Also I have done this to about 30 people tobasco ass is a funny thing to do to pledges FRATTTTT!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:49pm
  • Fuck all of you why cant comments be in order

    Submitted by Seriously44 on Aug 22, 11 at 3:46pm
  • stay classy, michigan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:12pm
  • why'd it have to be hot sauce tho?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:01pm
  • that is the epitome of trashy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:48pm
  • if this is for real, she's dumb and pathetic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:00pm
  • But... WHY on Earth did he want that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:19am
  • Why in god's name would you do something that stupid?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:55am
  • Questioning my maturity, 1:00? All that hypocrisy must be exhausting ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:08pm
  • Excuse me? Please get some self respect. This is just making me sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:00pm
  • As a guy, second that 12:39

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:40pm
  • Not judging anyone but wow! This has to be one of the raunchiest things I've heard of in a while. I mean to each their own, but that's not for me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:18pm
  • Hmm makes me think of the book "The Lie" by Chad Kultgen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:58pm
  • I hope for your birthday he lets you kick him in the nuts...

    Submitted by t_pain54 on Feb 28, 10 at 6:29pm
  • Hahahaha, oh 1:14. Loveesss it :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:20pm
  • Oakland County, MI... classy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:09pm
  • Wow... That is definately HOT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:24pm
  • Dumb does not describe you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:26pm
  • "off-brand. the worst. shoulda been frank's." -- Damn right. More on topic, why the hell would anyone do that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:44pm
  • can I get your number?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:46am
  • off-brand. the worst. shoulda been frank's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:59pm
  • Way to reinforce the stereotype of frat boy as closeted homosexual douchebag, 12:49.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:52pm
  • im pretty sure oakland county is one of the richest counties in america acually... no that there arnt shitty parts of it..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:10am
  • 5:57 It's the fact that the skank did it IN a bar. She didn't say at his place, or in the bathroom. IN THE BAR. Therefore, dirty ho.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:39am
  • ow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 1:01am
  • @2:35PM oops sry BUT IT WAS IMPORTANT thank you. thank you 2:46PM, i think i probably love you too. why, though, i must ask, was it not frank's? it would have made a MUCH BETTER STORY (again, @2:35PM sry, but that, too, was important).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:58pm
  • you two should keep in touch, next year he might get religious and want some "Holy Guacamole".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:07pm
  • Sounds like a recipe for fun!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:49pm
  • FYI IT WAS A GUY I KNOW. I WOULD LIKE TO THINK MANY WOMEN HAVE MORE SELF RESPECT. OR AT LEAST LOVE THEIR ASSHOLES A LITTLE MORE. BUT WHO AM I TO GENDERSTEREOTYPE? I'M NOT, NOT STEREOTYPING GENDER. JUST CLAIRIFYING.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:21pm
  • why is everyone so up tight it is not your ass......geeze people!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:30pm
  • what kind of whore would admit to such a thing?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:30pm
  • I don't get it. Did he do anal? Or did he lick it up? Because penis + hotsauce don't mix. Trust me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:32pm
  • she got hot sauce in her ass in a bar? where do these things happen, i dont believe it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:05am
  • im so ashamed this is my area code

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:08pm
  • her: "What do you want for your birthday?" him:"Well, since you asked. I have always wanted to pour Hot Sauce into a chicks Asshole. You down?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:30pm
  • Shut the fuck up u dirty cunt licking ass fucking lesbian!!! I live in greenville and either ur a dumb fuck and slept in a abandoned building or ur as blind as a goddamn bat u pussy ripping bitch!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:42am
  • I just want to know how that conversation went. "So... what ya up to? C'mere i want to try something..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:12pm
  • 12:48 shhhhh, there is an adult conversation taking place here, that doesn't involve a recipe or the latest gossip from US Weekly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:00pm
  • The liquid or the whole damn bottle?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:39pm
  • Julie Holt you've changed from the person I knew....wow I wonder what Norma would say if I expressed this to Her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:01pm
  • 1:32 what makes you think that hot sauce and ass mix?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:53pm
  • i give it two thumbs up, your spicy butt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 6:58pm
  • You, my dear, are trashy. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:19pm
  • 2:49am that exactyly what I was thinking! I don't understand why people judgmental about what other people are doing behind closed doors.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:57am
  • 12:41 your gender needs to get their asses back in the kitchen and finish my sammich

    Submitted by Xatu on Aug 28, 10 at 6:28pm
  • OH BABY. Gotta have me some of that. I can't believe someone would do that, much less post it. GTFO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:33pm
  • i love you 2:21pm just clarifying. it was habanera!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:46pm
  • Hahah 6:58 I just finished that book and it was my first thought too. Makes me wonder if this happened or the idea camefom somewhere. Regardless that book was nasty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:21pm
  • @12:49 you misspelled "pledges are where I vent all my pent up homosexual frustration." I'm still trying to understand how you got FRATTTT!!!!! out of that...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:52pm
  • Apparently no one that posts on this site reads Savage Love. That explains a lot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:49am
  • i hope this guy gets his priorities straight when hes in bed with a girl, instead of thinking of what kinds of condiments would go good in her ass. The girl qualifies, in my books as the new female steve-o.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:00am
  • 658 i heart you for making that reference

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:44am
  • man or woman, you are a whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:12am
  • lol 7:39. Probably both, from the sound of it she's probably had bigger and worse things there. I'm amazed for a few reasons. A man wanted to do that, thats fucked up. Two, you bent over, most likely in the middle of a bar, pulled your shit down and let him do it. Three, you lived and felt good enough to brag about it. Fourth, that you don't live in a trailer park. you ma'am are superb trash.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:46pm
  • huh thats kinky lol thanks for the idea

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:10am
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