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  • 57 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:25am

    Someone get the shirt...PLEASE!

  • 56 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:50pm

    1:32- I love the "trust me" 12:30- If I were to do something that crazily disgusting (which I would not, btw) I would definitely text one of my best friends just to get it out

  • 53 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:19pm

    according to mythbusters milk is the best cure...did he at least pour some milk on it after? hahahahaha why the fuck would you do something like that!?

  • 56 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:46pm

    women are whores and do as they are told.

  • 50 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:16pm

    actually, there are parts of oakland county that are really classy, which is why i'm wondering where this trash came from.

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 6:58pm

    i give it two thumbs up, your spicy butt.

  • 46 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:30am

    Maybe she was using a female condom? In which case, more or less gross?

  • 47 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:14pm

    since she already has the hot sauce, she should get wings for her birthday....Get it? Cause chicken wings and hot sauce are good together........lol...I crack myself up!

  • 42 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:36pm

    I kind of hope you have hemorrhoids, just for laughs.

  • 42 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:00pm

    I agree 5:22, kinky..very kinky ;)

  • 43 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:59pm

    plus, 2:35PM, i'm no pussy, i hold down the damn shift key the entire time. i don't drive on cruise control either.

  • 45 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:12pm

    stay classy, michigan

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:59pm

    It's not a stereotype. Frat boys ARE closeted homosexual douchebags.

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:39pm

    The liquid or the whole damn bottle?

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:03pm

    Frat guys may be the gayest people alive - it's ridiculous... And whoever sent this text, guy or girl, is a waste of life... I used to love this website, but now it just makes me sad that this many people are so pathetic..

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:41pm

    I'm hoping it's a guy too. So sick of my gender submitting to this degrading shit.

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:01pm

    why'd it have to be hot sauce tho?

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:49pm

    Sounds like a recipe for fun!

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:56am

    That can kill you, watch 1000 ways to die

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:15pm

    I am the one who sent this text. I am a man. I will not deny it was trashy, but I think some of you are only calling me that because you think I am a woman.

  • 39 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:24pm

    Wow... That is definately HOT

  • 37 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:03pm

    I'm sure she's had worse things up there.

  • 41 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:39pm

    As a girl, I'm kind of hoping this is a guy; scary to think one of us would be this pathetic and dirty.

  • 40 48
    Submitted by t_pain54 on Feb 28, 10 at 6:29pm

    I hope for your birthday he lets you kick him in the nuts...

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:48pm

    that is the epitome of trashy

  • 37 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:35pm

    @ 2:21. Please reach your pinky finger 1 cm to the left of the "a" key and turn the Caps lock off!

  • 39 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:25pm

    what kind of hot sauce? sriracha? chalula? tabasco?

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:26pm

    Dumb does not describe you.

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:58pm

    i kinda like it when i fart and it stings........great idea. GIT'R DUNE!!!!!!!!!

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:44pm

    "off-brand. the worst. shoulda been frank's." -- Damn right. More on topic, why the hell would anyone do that?

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:00pm

    if this is for real, she's dumb and pathetic

  • 32 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:46am

    can I get your number?

  • 37 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:07pm

    10:39 Where in the text does it say "she" did it in a bar?

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:05pm

    1:03 feel free to cut the saddness away

  • 35 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:49pm

    I would suggest pouring milk down there next, water will just make it burn more. Also I have done this to about 30 people tobasco ass is a funny thing to do to pledges FRATTTTT!!!!

  • 35 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:00am

    i wanna meet her ! texas pete baby!

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:52pm

    Way to reinforce the stereotype of frat boy as closeted homosexual douchebag, 12:49.

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 1:01am

    ow.

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:39am

    5:57 It's the fact that the skank did it IN a bar. She didn't say at his place, or in the bathroom. IN THE BAR. Therefore, dirty ho.

  • 30 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:58pm

    @2:35PM oops sry BUT IT WAS IMPORTANT thank you. thank you 2:46PM, i think i probably love you too. why, though, i must ask, was it not frank's? it would have made a MUCH BETTER STORY (again, @2:35PM sry, but that, too, was important).

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:05am

    she got hot sauce in her ass in a bar? where do these things happen, i dont believe it.

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:48pm

    12:46, the fact that the only women you can get into bed require payment does not mean that all women are whores.

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:55am

    Why in god's name would you do something that stupid?

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:25pm

    he put the hot sauce in there to eat it out of her ass. he's definitely done this before

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:32pm

    I don't get it. Did he do anal? Or did he lick it up? Because penis + hotsauce don't mix. Trust me.

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:40pm

    As a guy, second that 12:39

  • 29 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:10am

    im pretty sure oakland county is one of the richest counties in america acually... no that there arnt shitty parts of it..

  • 31 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:06pm

    AHAHA I love my area code. Classy classy stories. I wonder which bar this took place at/after...

  • 34 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:00pm

    12:48 shhhhh, there is an adult conversation taking place here, that doesn't involve a recipe or the latest gossip from US Weekly.

  • 43 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:00am

    i hope this guy gets his priorities straight when hes in bed with a girl, instead of thinking of what kinds of condiments would go good in her ass. The girl qualifies, in my books as the new female steve-o.

  • 40 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:19am

    But... WHY on Earth did he want that?

  • 38 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:57am

    2:49am that exactyly what I was thinking! I don't understand why people judgmental about what other people are doing behind closed doors.

  • 47 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:46pm

    lol 7:39. Probably both, from the sound of it she's probably had bigger and worse things there. I'm amazed for a few reasons. A man wanted to do that, thats fucked up. Two, you bent over, most likely in the middle of a bar, pulled your shit down and let him do it. Three, you lived and felt good enough to brag about it. Fourth, that you don't live in a trailer park. you ma'am are superb trash.

  • 45 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:10am

    huh thats kinky lol thanks for the idea

  • 28 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:21pm

    FYI IT WAS A GUY I KNOW. I WOULD LIKE TO THINK MANY WOMEN HAVE MORE SELF RESPECT. OR AT LEAST LOVE THEIR ASSHOLES A LITTLE MORE. BUT WHO AM I TO GENDERSTEREOTYPE? I'M NOT, NOT STEREOTYPING GENDER. JUST CLAIRIFYING.

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Xatu on Aug 28, 10 at 6:28pm

    12:41 your gender needs to get their asses back in the kitchen and finish my sammich

  • 29 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:53pm

    this is by far the raunchiest thing ive read in a while

  • 32 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:58pm

    Hmm makes me think of the book "The Lie" by Chad Kultgen

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:09pm

    Oakland County, MI... classy

  • 41 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:01pm

    Julie Holt you've changed from the person I knew....wow I wonder what Norma would say if I expressed this to Her

  • 29 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:12pm

    I just want to know how that conversation went. "So... what ya up to? C'mere i want to try something..."

  • 27 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:46pm

    i love you 2:21pm just clarifying. it was habanera!

  • 22 40
    Submitted by Seriously44 on Aug 22, 11 at 3:46pm

    Fuck all of you why cant comments be in order

  • 40 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:42am

    Shut the fuck up u dirty cunt licking ass fucking lesbian!!! I live in greenville and either ur a dumb fuck and slept in a abandoned building or ur as blind as a goddamn bat u pussy ripping bitch!!!!

  • 25 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:18pm

    Not judging anyone but wow! This has to be one of the raunchiest things I've heard of in a while. I mean to each their own, but that's not for me.

  • 27 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:59pm

    off-brand. the worst. shoulda been frank's.

  • 37 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:12am

    man or woman, you are a whore

  • 33 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:20pm

    Hahahaha, oh 1:14. Loveesss it :)

  • 22 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:08pm

    Questioning my maturity, 1:00? All that hypocrisy must be exhausting ...

  • 28 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:00pm

    Excuse me? Please get some self respect. This is just making me sad.

  • 22 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:23pm

    how stupid! get a life homes!!

  • 31 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:49am

    Apparently no one that posts on this site reads Savage Love. That explains a lot.

  • 31 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:19pm

    You, my dear, are trashy. :)

  • 29 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:30pm

    why is everyone so up tight it is not your ass......geeze people!

  • 26 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:30pm

    her: "What do you want for your birthday?" him:"Well, since you asked. I have always wanted to pour Hot Sauce into a chicks Asshole. You down?

  • 27 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:53pm

    1:32 what makes you think that hot sauce and ass mix?

  • 25 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:33pm

    OH BABY. Gotta have me some of that. I can't believe someone would do that, much less post it. GTFO

  • 28 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:44am

    658 i heart you for making that reference

  • 19 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:07pm

    you two should keep in touch, next year he might get religious and want some "Holy Guacamole".

  • 26 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:08pm

    im so ashamed this is my area code

  • 28 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:52pm

    @12:49 you misspelled "pledges are where I vent all my pent up homosexual frustration." I'm still trying to understand how you got FRATTTT!!!!! out of that...

  • 18 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:30pm

    what kind of whore would admit to such a thing?

  • 23 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:21pm

    Hahah 6:58 I just finished that book and it was my first thought too. Makes me wonder if this happened or the idea camefom somewhere. Regardless that book was nasty