: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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