are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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