So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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