susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
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He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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