u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heโs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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