Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
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I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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