1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
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I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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