I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
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sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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