Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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