You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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