Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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