Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
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I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
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Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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