i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
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Oh Jesus.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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