so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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