Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
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Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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