Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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