Don't you send me to vm
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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