Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
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Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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