You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
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I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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