It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
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that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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