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  • Submitted by DCThrope on Apr 30, 12 at 3:10pm

    Christ has come again!

  • Submitted by andstuff on Apr 30, 12 at 1:46pm

    captian morgan tastes like bad decisions.

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 30, 12 at 10:09pm

    Was there a Second Coming?

  • Submitted by shaveydavey on Apr 30, 12 at 3:12pm

    Girls have excuses for every type of alcohol they drink.

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    Submitted by Hedonistic on Apr 30, 12 at 1:57pm

    Doesn't count unless he can make you see God!

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    Submitted by TheRedderBaron on Apr 30, 12 at 3:59pm

    I wish I could grow a beard. :/

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    Submitted by partyrok on May 1, 12 at 5:26pm

    Legit story. I own a Jesus costume. Halloween was a good day for me.

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 30, 12 at 2:46pm

    suffer the children, let them come unto me so I may cum onto them

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      Submitted by Hedonistic on Apr 30, 12 at 3:02pm

      Children? At least go for legal, Nunu!

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        Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 30, 12 at 4:04pm

        14 is legal where I'm at XD

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          Submitted by Hedonistic on Apr 30, 12 at 7:26pm

          Sounds like you're in a place where family trees don't fork. :-/

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            Submitted by HoldMyLife on Apr 30, 12 at 8:18pm

            That sounds oddly like where I live...

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              Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 30, 12 at 9:52pm

              well its hot and there's alotta coffee and apparently Max Payne 3 takes place here which is silly since the cops are practically the army anyway but its party city

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    Submitted by ZAK13 on Apr 30, 12 at 2:20pm

    Hallelujah!!

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    Submitted by soccer360 on Apr 30, 12 at 1:44pm

    The number of times he blew men looking like Jesus...sober

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    Submitted by Phys on Apr 30, 12 at 8:29pm

    So you ended up blowing Chris Ferguson?

  • Submitted by Eightyeight on Apr 30, 12 at 1:35pm

    Eighty Eight

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      Submitted by Kevin201 on Apr 30, 12 at 5:35pm

      number of blow jobs eighty eight gave his sneaky uncle while being quoted the teachings of Jesus.

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        Submitted by reeln on Apr 30, 12 at 6:28pm

        sneaky ? he's dressed like mini pearl

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      Submitted by Bagochit on May 1, 12 at 8:58am

      Number of times he's blown a Spanish man named Jesus

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    Submitted by nmwhitehead on Apr 30, 12 at 5:37pm

    Yo Ho, ask an you shall receive...

  • Submitted by ATrueDiamond on Apr 30, 12 at 4:28pm

    ok, no one knows how Jesus looks...so u cant reali say that u gave a blowjob to a guy that looked like Jesus....u just cant.