if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
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You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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