The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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