Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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