hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize