Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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