google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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