How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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