do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
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I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Just puked most of my soul out..
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