I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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