I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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