No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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