I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
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Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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