Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
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He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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