I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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