The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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