She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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