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a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
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If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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