i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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