two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
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