and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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