At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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