My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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