sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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