What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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