i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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