Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
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Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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